So today in the Daily News I found myself reading the borough paper that they provide...it's Brooklyn's and since I don't live there I rarely read it. There was a column written by Denis Hamill about his birthday, and a list of things that Life is Too Short for. I generally agree with the list....like: "LTS for me to watch even eight seconds of footage or read eights more words about Ocotmom." So in honor of my own, almost birthday on April 15 I am going to start the list of things my Life's Too Short for....every Tuesday will be another one to add to the list...and I encourage all of you to add one or a few to the comments section. Here's the first installment of the LTS list:
LTS to continue working for shady, incompetent assholes.
LTS to waste on facebook...it's time to connect with real friends.
LTS to not explore your creative talents.
LTS to spend shopping all of the time.
LTS for liars and worrying whether or not you can trust them.
LTS to be lazy - get out and be active - it could save your life.
LTS for long commutes...especially by ferry boat!
LTS for regrets and grudges! It happened - get over it and move on.
LTS to live somewhere you hate.
LTS for hours of computer surfing (not including blogging:).
LTS for 45 hour work weeks.
LTS for 15 minute fame celebrities and the shows (TMZ) and magazines that are obsessed with their every move.
LTS to not laugh at something every single day.
LTS for fast food. It's just not good for you, and it's a waste of money.
LTS to be anything but happy:)
LTS to not leave the earth a better place
ReplyDeleteI love this! Such a great list. I came home and was feeling so angry, but it's just so not worth it. Life is definitely way too short.
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